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Open Your Eyes and Be Amazed

So I’m driving home from work today. It had been a rather stressful day at work – as Monday’s usually are. I was tired, and more than a little irritated because I knew I couldn’t just go home. I had to go to my mom’s house because my sister-in-law’s brother was going to detail my […]

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I don’t care how you pee . . .

So I’m at the urinal this morning, doing my business, when a gentlemen enters the restroom and takes the urinal next to me. He’s obviously uncomfortable with the whole “I’m peeing and you’re standing next to me” thing. Didn’t matter that there was that little wall between him and I so I couldn’t see his […]

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Count The Licks

So I am sitting here at work when my 9-year-old son pops up in GTalk and made my afternoon. I was so tickled by this: Christopher: Hey daddy Ron: hi buddy Christopher: guess what Ron: what? Christopher: Have you wondered how many licks it takes to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie […]

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