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Will the Real Ron Sparks Please Stand Up?

I am Ron Sparks. The guy in the picture to the right.  That’s me. I own my name legally.  I own the website, http://www.ronsparks.com.  I own the Twitter name @RonSparks.  I am RonSparks on LinkedIn.  On Facebook I am Ron.Sparks.  On YouTube I am RonESparks.  On Picasa I am Ron.Sparks.  My many and varied email […]

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An Odd Dream

I don’t usually remember my dreams. Some people do; Carey can tell me every morning what she dreamed about the night before. That rarely happens to me. So when I have a really cool dream that I remember, it’s a big deal. Last night I had a really cool dream. I just wish I could […]

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Bedroom Strife

Carey and I have an interesting problem in the bedroom. It’s not what you think. See the issue is this – Carey really, really enjoys lounging in the bedroom. She can stay all day in bed, watching television – only getting up to pee and eat. I can’t do that. The bedroom only has two […]

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What Happy Couples Argue About

Carey and I are blissfully happy as we live our life, plan a marriage, and just love each other and our family. Still, every couple has their disagreements and Carey and I are no exception. In our time together we’ve never had a fight, we’ve never raised our voices to each other, and we’ve certainly […]

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Best Muppet Sketch Ever

Carey found this and posted it on Facebook a couple of weeks ago. Ever since, I watch it at least once a day. I don’t know why, but I can’t get that tune out of my head and it makes me smile every time I watch it. I hope you enjoy! Then, I stumbled on […]

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Weapons of Deli Destruction

I am finding it more and more ridiculous that people are getting arrested on armed assault charges where the weapon is a SANDWICH. Read this. Or this. Only in Florida. I don’t see these stories coming up in other states. Florida seems to have lost it’s damned mind. How in the world can a taco, […]

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Women and Horses

So my company’s 8th birthday/aniversary party was this weekend. The company treated everyone to a show at Dixie Stampede. I can’t say I was impressed (Medevial Times is much better IMO) but there were a couple of highlights. This was the Holiday show at Dixie Stampede, so the whole theme was Santa Claus and the […]

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Spiders Galore

A couple of months ago I was in my back yard in one of my two utility closets. As I opened the door to walk in, a very large spider dangled in front of me. A large spider with a red hourglass on her belly. For those of you who don’t know, I have a […]

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Deep Conversation

Some mornings are more weird than others. This from a random IM conversation as I was trying to get my day started this morning: [08:47] Sparks: The Silver Surfer / Fantastic Four preview rocked[08:48] Code Monkey: yeah man – that is going to be cool as hell[08:49] Sparks: Wonder what Galactus will look like[08:49] Code […]

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What would YOU do?

It’s a horrible tune that commercial television seared into my consciousness as a young teen back in the 1980’s. A freaking square of chocolate covered vanilla ice cream wrapped in silver foil with a polar bear on it. The commercial would come on and you’d see seemingly normal people doing outrageous things for this frozen […]

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